Legal Murder

So, Kyle and I were at this new bar in town last night having a few fancy beers followed by a few dollar Pabsti when we instinctively and characteristically began discussing murder. There was a small bit of push and pull before we arrived at a gentlemans' agreement. We decided that the murder of a human being at the hand of another should be recognized by all levels of the judicial system as a legal act so long as the following circumstances are strictly met:

1.) The victim must be shot through the heart with an arrow. The accuracy of the shot is extremetly important. The shot must be centered. Expert. Clean.

2.) The murderer must have hand-made the bow and arrow used in the homicide. This stipulation subsumes the stripping and shaving of the wood, the spinning and stretching of the twine, the fashioning of the arrowhead, and lastly the addition of feathers for a better sail and festiveness (optional).

3.) The victim must have deserved his or her death. This is tricky as only a jury of the murderer's peers can conclude that said death was warranted. The jury must unanimously concur on this and the term "peers" means exactly what it sounds like. The jury does not consist of randomly selected strangers the murderer has never met, nor does it consist of personal friends (or anyone that might be considered a "friend" in any way for that matter), but simply peers the murderer knows in some way or the other. Kyle and I figured up the perfect jury for any of us (Kyle, Kevin, Randy, Max. Sorry Grant but we can't bring you along for this one) should we commit a legal homicide in this fashion. Here is the list of selected jury members:

1. Shane from Brighter Later
2. Yuki (Daiki's boyfriend)
3. Louie Anderson (5th floor Pomfret RA)
4. Bassy McBassfuck
5. T-Rex
6. Christie (Tamara's sophomore roommate)
7. Flo
8. Cord Baxter
9. "ROCK!" (Smiley guy who sucks from Pomfret)
10. Brianly's mom
11. Devron
12. Aaron Relic's girlfriend

I realize that you just read all that and it's astonishingly stupid. Thanks!